Album tracks

1. Sit on My Face
2. Announcement
3. Henry Kissinger
4. String
5. Never Be Rude to an Arab
6. I Like Chinese
7. Bishop
8. Medical Love Song
9. Farewell to John Denver (omitted on some releases and replaced by an Apology by Terry Jones)
10. Finland
11. I'm So Worried
12. End of Side 1 Announcement (cassette version only)
13. I Bet You They Won't Play This Song on the Radio
14. Martyrdom of St. Victor
15. Here Comes Another One
16. Bookshop
17. Do What John?
18. Rock Notes
19. Muddy Knees
20. Crocodile
21. Decomposing Composers
22. Bells
23. Traffic Lights
24. All Things Dull and Ugly
25. A Scottish Farewell