Album tracks

1. Baby, You Make Me Wish I Had Three Hands
2. Good Christians Don't Get Jiggy With It 'Til After Marriage
3. Honey, I've Never Had Sex that Wasn't Awkward
4. Before I Die, I'm Gonna Fuck Me a Fish
5. Here, Take this Pill
6. How to Survive a Vicious Cock Fight
7. Paraphilia
8. Just Out of Curiosity, Are Your Parents Siblings?
9. 8 Dead, 9 If You Count the Fetus
10. Man-Dude vs. Dude-Brah
11. Let's Go Halvsies on a Bastard
12. A Portable Death Ray and a Sterile Claw Hammer
13. Pogonotrophy: Part I - The Hunter
14. Pogonotrophy: Part II - The Parasite