Album tracks

1. Prelude
2. All Nereids Beware
3. One Day Women Will All Become Monsters
4. Expired in Goreville
5. Baby, You Wouldn't Last a Minute on the Creek
6. The Words 'Best Friend' Become Redefined
7. Interlude, Pt. 1
8. There's No Penguins in Alaska
9. Interlude, Pt. 2
10. We're Gonna Have Us a Champagne Jam
11. No Hardcore Dancing in the Living Room
12. Who's Sandie Jenkins
13. To Trixie and Reptile, Thanks for Everything
14. Baby, You Wouldn't Last a Minute on the Creek
15. Queen of Diamonds
16. Lindsay Quit Lollygagging