Album tracks

1. Some Songs
2. Some More Songs
3. Blur Including New H.C. Song
4. Even More Songs
5. Tim
6. Judge
7. Spin Cycle
8. Song #8
9. Pavorotti
10. Unbelievable
11. Music Sucks
12. Newest H.C. Song #1
13. Chiffon and Chips
14. Guy Smiley
15. Seth
16. I'm Not Allowed to Like A.C. Any More Since They Signed to Earache Records
17. A. Ex. A Blur
18. G.M.O.T.R.
19. I'm Wicked Underground
20. Blur Including G
21. Shut Up Mike
22. Abomination of Unnecessarily Augmented Composition Monickers
23. Radio Hit
24. Loser
25. When I Think of True Punk Rock Bands, I Think of Nirvana and the Melvins
26. Eddy Grant
27. MTV Is My Source for New Music
28. Song Titles Are Fucking Stupid
29. Having to Make Up Song Titles Sucks
30. Well You Know, Mean Gene...
31. Song #5
32. Iron Funeral
33. Chapel of Gristle
34. Hell Bent for Leatherman
35. Alcoholic
36. Chump Change
37. Slow Song from Split 7
38. Les Binks' Hairstyle
39. Newest H.C. Song #2
40. Greatful Dead
41. Aging Disgracefully
42. Brutally Morbid Axe of Satan
43. Surfer
44. You Must Be Wicked Underground If You Own This
45. Choke Edge
46. Otis Sistrunk
47. Russty Knoife
48. Fred Bash
49. Guess Which 10 of These Are Actual Song Titles
50. Our Band Is Wicked Sick
51. Guy le Fleur
52. Song #3
53. Empire Sandwich Shop
54. Morrissey
55. Selling Out By Having Song Titles on His Album
56. Grindcore Is Very Terrifying
57. Song #6
58. Guy Lombardo