Album tracks

1. Old and Unprofessional +
2. King of Minneapolis, Parts I & II +
3. Even Winning Feels Bad +
4. Side Projects Are Never Successful +
5. 5 Funerals +
6. My Response to an Article in Alternative Press +
7. Sorry, Brooklyn. Dancing Won’t Solve Anything. +
8. It’s Official! We’re Borrrrring! +
9. From Martyrdom to Startyrdom +
10. All Alone in My Big Empty Apartment +
11. Fuck the Fans +
12. Grudge Report +
13. King of Minneapolis, Parts III & IV +
14. Anywhere I Lay My Head +