Album tracks

1. Noel’s Haunted House Party +
2. Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch +
3. Netflix and Kill +
4. Two Pints of Virgin’s Blood and a Packet of Crisps +
5. Cult of David Dickinson +
6. Ant and Dec VS. The Evil Dead +
7. Yelling Slayer at Your Nan's Funeral +
8. Getting Drunk With Satan +
9. The Philip Schofield Chainsaw Massacre +
10. Burning Churches Is the Most Fun You Can Have Without Taking Your Clothes Off +
11. Fifty Shades of Grind +
12. Owen Wilson Says Wow +
13. Gordon Ramsay’s Insatiable Appetite for Human Flesh +
14. The Boring Exorcism of David Beckham +
15. Rob Halford Robs Halfords +
16. Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Easily Offended Millennials +
17. The Ultimate Keyboard Warrior +
18. Carol Vorderman’s Countdown to Extinction +
19. Night of the Living Dildos +
20. Mark Zuckerberg, King of the Nightmare Realm +
21. Halloween at Richard and Judy’s +