Album tracks

1. I Pooped on Santa’s Lap
2. I Saw Mommy Wiping Santa’s Bum
3. Happy Mother’s Day (Thanks for Wiping My Bum, Mom)
4. Father’s Day Dump
5. Happy Valentine’s Day (I’ll Hold Your Hair Back When You Puke)
6. Halloween Poop Costume
7. Thanksgiving Turkey Farts
8. Jingle Bell Farts
9. I Peed My Pants on Halloween
10. Fourth of July Farts
11. Pee on the Christmas Tree
12. I Hope I’m Constipated on Valentine’s Day
13. Easter Bunny Poop Pellets
14. New Year Vomit
15. I’ll Be Home Pooping for Christmas
16. Rudolph the Red‐Nosed Hemorrhoid
17. Santa Sneezed on Me